POUNCE TEAM BIO: 2003

Back when we were Catshit, ringers helped us reach The Show
But now it's purely Yinzers making every catch and throw
We've added some new players, so without further ado
Here are Pittsburgh's favorite frisbee felines: Pouncers old and new

Who's our daddy? PRINCESS JAX, Pounce's heart and soul
Middle, deep, and handler -- this chick plays every role
Jax's daddy's CHRISS O'LARE, she rules the end zone sky
If you tangle with her you can kiss your ass good-bye

HOPE's a vet of many years, our toughest small defender
She throws a wicked inside out and even better bender
ASHLEY has her PhD; we call her Doctor Disc
She's way too smart for you to poach -- I wouldn't take the risk

With supple strength, enlightened mind, and truly yogic grace
Better not ignore the rules, or KAREN's in your face
Look up "MEGAN"; you'll find "buff", this girl's a rising star
Her abs alone will blow your mind (but K.T.'s set the bar)

TARA's back with the team, her ankle's in no cast
Now that she's on her feet again, she's cagey and she's fast
ANNE Z. is a party girl; she's always up for fun
And if you need some chilly O, she'll show you how it's done

JESSICA's a sneaky deep, and our youngest misses
You might just see her hubby on the sideline blowing kisses.
LISA C. is fast and strong; she learns so quick it's spooky
Nobody would ever guess that she's our newest rookie

TRACY smacks down overheads as if she's swatting flies
(She's also blond and really cute; just go and ask the guys)
RACHEL may look innocent, but baby, looks can lie
Her D is fierce; her throws can kill; just watch the hammer fly

MANON hails from Canada, yet speaks our language well!
When she puts a mark on you, you'll think you've gone to hell
KARA came from Michigan to see how "Burghers" do it
You have to cover her real close; you know that she'll go to it

TINA's quiet, kinda shy; she barely makes a peep
But blink your eyes or glance away and she'll be streaking deep
ERIN is another newbie - indeed a handler, too
but when it's time to play some D, be sure she'll get a few

SARAH A. can run forever, it truly is genetic
She'll take you all around the field, her energy's kinetic
TESSA joins us from New England, a former brute from Boston
her veteran cuts and smooth, crisp throws your D just may get lost in

CHRISSY plays with fire and flare, she dances just the same
There's only one to rival her, and DIVYA is her name
Artful on and off the field, their throws a thing of beauty
Chrissy Ice and Divya have the team's most juicy booties

DARA lays out right and left; she's truly acrobatic
(That's why we love her even though she sometimes acts erratic!)
MARIE, who's been around the longest, knows our history well
She thinks this team's our best one yet (though anyone could tell)

So here comes POUNCE, with plans to trounce whatever teams we meet
And though the summer sun is hot, we can take the heat!